Test Two from Aleya Jobson

Description

This is a song about celebrating LGBTQIA+ identities, gay, bi and so forth, various expressions of agreed upon love. I’m happy to share it this Jamaican pride season as there are so many songs from Jamaicans bashing gays and not enough celebrating them. This song is a play on the Busy Signal track that says: “Testing 1, 3, mi nah test two, what about you?” or ‘Testing 1, 3, I’m not testing 2 (poop, that’s what they equate gayness to), what about you.’

This song steers into the skid, this one, a skid mark. Test the poo if you want it’s your freaking body and things are hard enough and in any case, the butt is pretty clean if you don’t have to go. AND there’s a g-spot up there for men. AND it looks great when you’re in the throes of passion. I don’t do it myself (yet) but I loved watching the stuff every now and then when I used to watch those things. I’m not a hypocrite and love that two people agree to is love. Celebrate yourselves.

Credits: Aleya Jobson wrote, produced, performed, made the art etc.

Released: July 24, 2026

Lyrics: 

Move didi move to dan de dandance
No shame in stan st sta st stan stance

Move in this dance
Catch a groove in this dance
In the mood for this dance
Feeling good in this dance
All the people that move nonstop
All the bottoms and all them tops
All them femmes and then all them butch
All them ghetto and all them stush

Put your hands in the air
Lemme see your pride
show em you dont care
Cause we’re on your side
Love on your love
And feel your joy
Who cares the love
Is just two boys

Kiss a boy, kiss a girl, you kiss a lot
Dont care what it means, it means you’re hot
Cant nobody tell you what to do
You test two

You just wanna live life innit
You just wanna be yourself no windows tinted
You dont wanna ever get dumped,
You want the best hump de hump that humpty done bumped
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Wanna put humpty with his hetero friends
Steady running you down
Walking eggshells hoping to make no sound

You really want it
And you got it
And you do it anyway
Oh yeah